How to fool your boss!



I wanna use Facebook in my office, man! I wanna use Facebook, finish writing my long pending book, use Stumble Upon, may be some porn :P Ohk no, not porn, but you get my point right? Some days I just don’t wanna work! I DON’T WANNA WORK!! I mean the internet is full of so many interesting, creative and productive things man! Like cute cat faces! And Batman jokes and CID and Rajnikant jokes. Right! I mean whoever comes up with those jokes dude, he is productive (don’t laugh. Do you know the size of their fan base? They probably make millions from merchandising Yo! Yeah now who’s laughing??) Anyways so the part that sucks in my life is that my boss’ cabin …right behind me! Yeah it’s right there. Every time he steps out of that cabin, what does he do first? See my screen! Fatso wants to drink water, take a leak, drink coffee, or simply play the boss…every bloody time my screen is right up offering itself to be gawked at like a whore. So I came up with this idea. Open all your work files on the desktop. Don’t maximize them all, minimize and organize in different sizes and spread all over your screen. Sort’a like a photo collage of your work files. Now print screen. For those of you in Stone Age, that’s like a snap shot of your desktop. Okay now make an image of this shot (if you are really that dumb check Google to know how to do that) and open it. What’s this gonna do? Woooaah so much work you are doing huh! And your boss is totally impressed with your fake multitasking skills. Now you can do whatever the hell you want, open as many PRODUCTIVE sites and tabs you want. When your boss comes instead of clumsily closing them all, most of you losers do that 1 by 1 and also windows D leaves your screen cleaner than necessary, simply click open this image. And I know the menu bar will give away your secret… but if your boss is watching from a distance or you need protection from any nosy colleague passing by… this is a miraculous invention…try it and lemme now how that worked for you ;) 

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