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How to fool your boss!

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I wanna use Facebook in my office, man! I wanna use Facebook, finish writing my long pending book, use Stumble Upon, may be some porn :P Ohk no, not porn, but you get my point right? Some days I just don’t wanna work! I DON’T WANNA WORK!! I mean the internet is full of so many interesting, creative and productive things man! Like cute cat faces! And Batman jokes and CID and Rajnikant jokes. Right! I mean whoever comes up with those jokes dude, he is productive (don’t laugh. Do you know the size of their fan base? They probably make millions from merchandising Yo! Yeah now who’s laughing??) Anyways so the part that sucks in my life is that my boss’ cabin …right behind me! Yeah it’s right there. Every time he steps out of that cabin, what does he do first? See my screen! Fatso wants to drink water, take a leak, drink coffee, or simply play the boss…every bloody time my screen is right up offering itself to be gawked at like a whore. So I came up with this idea. Open all your work f